I Live Tranquilized

♥ 5
→ 25 May 13 at 2 am vegancajun:

Ate a giant ball of #wasabi. (And a bigger ball of ginger, but that was delicious). (at Sushi Club)

i love wasabi more than i love most peoplr

vegancajun:

Ate a giant ball of #wasabi. (And a bigger ball of ginger, but that was delicious). (at Sushi Club)

i love wasabi more than i love most peoplr

♥ 6077
→ 25 May 13 at 2 am

sinandserotonin:

I need you
and a cigarette

the difference being
I have a pack of cigarettes
in the front pocket of my jacket

but I don’t have you
coiled up in my lungs—

if I could, I’d rather have
you in my jacket and
the cigarettes far away.

(via pastrytramp)

♥ 11
→ 25 May 13 at 2 am

tags: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PRIVACY

since i dont live at home anymore,

i have not masturbated in over a fucking week, i feel like im gonna die

♥ 1325
→ 25 May 13 at 2 am

(Source: eakiffh, via ditavonshlong)

♥ 22563
→ 25 May 13 at 2 am (Source: blastofbaja, via snorl4x)

♥ 75
→ 25 May 13 at 1 am sellyourselfshort:

heatherdangertooth:

legitbodyjewelry:

The Boston Tiger ring by @bvla. This one has 6 genuine diamonds and a genuine Amethyst! @heatherdangertooth

Here’s the piercing I did on Lisa with her new BVLA jewelry as reposted by legitbodyjewelry!

Where the hell do people find this money

^ i hear that if you sell your soul and your right arm to them, you get 10% off
(via noodlejerk)

sellyourselfshort:

heatherdangertooth:

legitbodyjewelry:

The Boston Tiger ring by @bvla. This one has 6 genuine diamonds and a genuine Amethyst! @heatherdangertooth

Here’s the piercing I did on Lisa with her new BVLA jewelry as reposted by legitbodyjewelry!

Where the hell do people find this money

^ i hear that if you sell your soul and your right arm to them, you get 10% off

♥ 783
→ 25 May 13 at 1 am (Source: neilcicierega, via frickyeah1990s)

♥ 12674
→ 25 May 13 at 1 am

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(via mommabec)

♥ 103926
→ 25 May 13 at 1 am

googlehomie:

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

one of these days

(Source: slydigger, via lifeisfeedingcaketozombies)

♥ 44760
→ 25 May 13 at 1 am

sallerzzz:

wow you have the best taste in music

unzip ur pants

(Source: crybabe, via icameasaratt)